Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 10, 2009
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excitement attack

When you suddenly get extremely excited about something and you can't seem to calm down. It's almost like a panic attack but you're just really, really excited.
This video made me so excited I may just have an excitement attack.
by Jed.I.Knight June 06, 2018
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Option Attack

The greatest motha fuckin game eva!!! It is a Mini-Game on EA Sports NCAA Football video game.

Players of this game frequently employ the douche pitch, the pick-off, and the hit stick.
Michael: Hey man I think I am gonna get a BJ tonighit

Pavan: Whatev, I think I am gonna play option attack today

Michael: NO effin way, option attack is way better than getting a BJ


by pavk December 17, 2008
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cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.
Kim was cak attacked.
by The Finch February 27, 2004
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Sneak Attack That

To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up
mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE
by J-Release-O November 14, 2009
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Shaft Attack

The act of being penetrated by 2 or more penises (at once or alternating) into your rectum
I just saw a hobo getting shaft attacked!

"I just suffered a massive shaft attack last night", said Sheldon
by Roko8888 June 01, 2014
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Fat attack

The moment when you eat too much food and struck with heavy symptoms such as;
Sleepiness, stomach pain, and fatigue
My God, I ate so much I think I'm having a Fat attack.
by MikeTheGod October 07, 2015
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