heart attack

something that's become more common since the creation of super-sized fast food

super size me-a good and insightful programme about over-weight troubles (although heart attack isn't one of them, but it's pretty obvious)

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall April 25, 2010

Penile Attack

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

Pig Attack

A pig attack is the mobilization of internet comrades to leave one-star ratings on a targeted Facebook page, usually bringing a high average rating down to only one or two stars. The term gets its name from from a popular term among online anti-imperialist circles, "pigdog", which includes all of the negative connotations associated with pigs and running dogs.

The slanderous page laden with misrepresentations of fact was the target of a recent pig attack

by kimjongunstoppable March 6, 2018

dab attack

A rapid display of consecutive dabs to woo a crowd

Jeff: Is that white kid having a seizure?
Dan: No, he's just having a dab attack.

by therealgboy December 8, 2016

Ope Attack

When two Midwesterners can't get past each other in a small corridor such as an aisle in the supermarket or a hallway at church.

Person 1: "Ope, can I get past you, man?"
Person 2: "Ope, excuse me"
Person 1: "Ope"
Person 2: "Ope"
Etc...
Ope attack.

by Gthumb December 31, 2018

attack on titan

the cause of your depression

person 1: hey yo i just finished season 4 of attack on titan
person 2: time for a therapy session?
person 1: yep

by mrs. wanna die March 19, 2022

Hernia Attack

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.

Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"

by The black scary doll October 11, 2011