by sbdhsvfksgfsdgfdskjpafgdjsfgkj November 19, 2021

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018

The alter ego of Mommy Ahizer.
by CHEESTEAK-EATING eagles fan April 6, 2022

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body
That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying
by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019

person 1: "oh whos that on your wallpaper"
me:"thats allen ma shi quan, hes talented and beautiful, hes my idol"
person 1:"oh youre right, he does look pretty"
me:"thats allen ma shi quan, hes talented and beautiful, hes my idol"
person 1:"oh youre right, he does look pretty"
by anonymous November 22, 2021

by Chipspew November 14, 2023

He is masculine, exudes power and authority, and is not without a certain amount of magnetism. He is grounded and possesses a powerful energy. He is quite unimpressionable and walks his path calmly always seeking to progress, and to do this he relies on his strong will-power and hard work - albeit inconsistent. He is a sensitive soul. In etymology, Allen means "strong as a bear", and he appears stern and uncompromising, even curt and abrupt at times, although this is actually a façade designed to conceal the tender and sensitive soul that he really is. A man of duty, he is as good as his word. Direct, open and honest, he actually tends to be overly scrupulous and rigorous and in this respect, it is not always easy for those around him. Authoritarian, he has high standards for himself and expects the same from others. Tolerance not being his strong point, for example, one of his pet hates is wasting time for no good reason. He often receives great inspiration that pushes him to live his life intensely and to invest himself in projects that passion him. However the downside to all that pressure and ambition is that the result can be "explosions", of abruptness and anger. Injustice makes him beside himself with fury and renders him capable of aggressive behaviour. Of scrupulous and perfectionist nature, he has a tendency to want to dissect every situation. He is in possession of an analytical mind and acute intuitive abilities, and in general his memory is also excellent.
by ALL_TRUTH_NO_LIES November 22, 2021
