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Alex

So hot you cannot resist him, he's the best person you could meet for a friend and don't forget HE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER if you don't love him you can die because his lack of beauty will kill you if you dont love this potential BEUTY he will give you anything, Richness POWER And love
Random girl:oh man hes so hot
other girl: mmm yeah he does
Alex: (wink)
all girls FAINT
by Jaguar_GTL September 23, 2018
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Alex The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Alex is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving.
You are lucky to have an Alex in your life.

Once you meet an Alex, you will never want to let him go.
by forever_urs December 19, 2021
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Alex's are massive idiots with 0 friends, 0 maidens, 0 social skills and can not do anything for themselves

They turn into hogs at night and grow tusks out of their ass.

If you come across an Alex run at all costs
John: "Hey man do you want to meet my friend Alex?"
Randy: "Dude you know what Alex's are like right? Count me out."
John: "Thanks for reminding me I will make sure to block him"
by UrbanWriter69420 November 2, 2023
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Alex is an annoying ass nigger cunt who can't keep his mouth shut to save his life. He also tends to attract to asians, whites, girls name Haley, and girls named Doris. He also tends to like gay men.
Girl:You are such an Alex
Boy:Why? Am i that annoying
by AlexIsANiggerCunt September 13, 2016
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Alex is a fucking cringe-fest. He sucks ass and will never get any. He is probably goth and no one likes him. Autistic guys kiss him. He has a playlist of old memes on youtube and listens to Metallica. He paints his nails like a faggot and "jokingly" does gay shit. But somehow people like him. And surprisingly he is not gay at all. But everyone thinks he is. He hates most memes. Shit like yeet. He dates a Mexican version of Hulk Hogan. He likes Trump. But there is nothing really wrong with that one. He plays guitar and sucks at it. He probably has a D in science. To sum it up, He's a fucking nerd.
Guy 1: Dude look at Alex. Guy 2: He probably only has pimples on his dick
by DamperMicrobe63 November 11, 2019
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by Dkhdf January 4, 2018
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A gay ass pussy who watches his mom in the shower and touches his brother when hes sleep.
person 1: wheres cole?
person 2: I don't even know he hasn't left the house ,yesterday he was Alexing
by A1MihgtySo October 13, 2016
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