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Aged like Vodka

A phrase used to describe something that didn't age well, but it took a long time to look bad.

Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.
Some dude in 1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"

Present day

Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"

Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."

Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."
by av9e February 18, 2022
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Armoire Gangsta (AG)

A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.

A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?

Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.

Fan 1: AG?

Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.

Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.

Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
by barec2 November 11, 2011
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Casual Puke-age

n. the act of vomiting in such a way as to not draw attention to oneself.
Dude, Tim is engaging in some serious Casual Puke-age over there.

Don't worry man, my dogs will eat it tomorrow.
by millering September 16, 2010
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21+ Age Restriction

A reason someone may give you, typically a guy, of why they cannot call you their S/O, mainly when you are at least 18 but younger than 21 while they are 21 or older. The reality is that at the age of 18 in the US an individual is legally free to make their own decisions about who they want to date as long as the person is 18 or older, and the reason someone may try to tell you otherwise can be one of several reasons:
1. They for whatever reason really do believe otherwise and if you try to convince them that isn't true it could come off to them as being pushy
2. They think you are lying about your age and are secretly under 18
3. The concept of older people dating people between the ages of 18-20 is looked down upon because it is believed that people ages 18-20 are immature, more vulnerable, and can be easily influenced and manipulated by older people
4. They don't like you that way and they're trying to make up a lie to not hurt your feelings
5. They do like you that way but they're afraid for some reason of commitment or falling in love with someone when they have been hurt before and afraid they will get hurt
6. They're afraid they might hurt you
7. They are a player and trying to play games with your emotions and string you along because it satisfies them but their ego is too big to actually like you or want to date you
"What is the biggest BS someone has tried to get you to believe?
The 21+ age restriction for dating!"
by MyCrushDoesn'tKnowBut... October 6, 2020
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old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer
person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner
by vWarspite August 12, 2022
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New Age Notion

New Age Notion is a 4 piece Australian band bringing a fresh sound to old influences. They have just released their new single "What Happened To Forever" with their debut EP set for release on November 23rd.

Combining catchy original music with an energetic and entertaining live show, they are a band not to be missed with 2017 building up to be a big year!
by Mhhart98 July 31, 2017
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Middle Aged Cack

Lets just say if you have a middle aged cack you are superior to everyone else.
Once i whipped out my middle aged cack on him and he ran away and called 911
by mrman112 February 25, 2020
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