ad hom of him

Hatriotic version of (argumentum) ad hominem. Whilst "(argumentum) ad hominem" is a fallacious argumentative strategy marked by the avoidance of a genuine discussion of a topic by attacking an attribute of the person making an argument instead of the argument itself, "ad hom of him" is a phrase preferably used over "(argumentum) ad hominem" when attacking a certain individual using Latin and failing miserably at it.

David, who loved the game Pacman, was accused of using an "ad hom of him" argument.

by Marie Lastname June 10, 2018

Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018

"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!

Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

ADS

This acronym is most commonly described as these two things

1. this is an acronym "Aim Down Sight".
Most likely to be used in a first or sometimes 3rd person shooter. If you play on console the most typical way to Aim Down Sight is to hold the Left trigger button. On PC it's usually done by Left clicking and holding it down.

2. The other acronym is "Accidental Dick Suck" which in theory sounds like it would never happen. But sometimes shit happens. This is most commonly used by hoes that are trying not to be hoeish.

1.
Person 1:"Bro you would have killed him if you ADSed
Person 2:"Yeah but I didnt see him comeing and didn't have time to react

2.
Hoe 1: "Yo I didn't mean to Suck off Steve I ADSed I swear!"
Person 2: "How the hell does that even happen??"

by That messedup September 27, 2018

Dodie Ad

A ad that doesn't seem like an ad, such as the ones done by the youtuber Dodie (doddleoddle)

"Did you see Dodie's latest video?"
"Yeah, it's such a Dodie Ad!"

by MetaphOracle June 9, 2018

ad raped

When you're trying to download something but the shady link start spamming ads at you.

"I was trying to download some movies but I got ad raped instead."

by PineappleLimonov March 25, 2019

Ad wank

A challenge of wanking during an advert break and climaxing before your television programme returns. The ability to do so can vary depending on the content and length of the adverts.

Today, I succeeded with my first ad wank. I'm officially an ad wanker.

by Mottymania May 9, 2019