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Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.
“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”
by Kackmaster July 24, 2022
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ant

a bitch ass nigga on a instagram gc who bitch made and gay
yea i know ant is a bitch he gets bitched by amiyah
by a,ia9ayia May 31, 2022
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The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 7, 2025
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ant murph

a sick fucking kid from nogzy
lad tha ant murph is gang
by L11 nog December 13, 2022
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ant gc

The best gc ever made , est. 09/06/20 , consisting of many people , including lara , sage , lins ect.
Person 1 : Omg did you hear about this amazing groupchat?

Person 2: You mean the ant gc?
by EricEffiong February 10, 2021
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Ant's on a vaganus

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.
Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.
by David Cuntsuki July 6, 2023
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