Grout the tub

When one man places his penis in another mans ass crack

Let’s grout the tub tonight after the kids are asleep.

by killercrock6969 June 4, 2018

tubs

an extremely fat person, commonly referred to as a tubbie.

“look at her she’s such a tubs”
“hey kendalynn, tubbsy tubbsy wow wow”

“kendalynn i bet you like those chicken nuggets tubs”

by frankenweenie November 1, 2021

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023

orange tub

Code name for pornhub.

"Orange tub deleted 10 million videos."

by UncutLime22 December 17, 2020

Hot Tub Game

When you sit in a hot tub with 3 other people and then each jizz and add food coloring to the water and try to guess who's is who's by slurping the specimen through a straw.

During our coffee break, we played the hot tub game.

by Marc Edel May 14, 2015

Tub Queen

People who obsessively store everything in rubber or plastic tubs. Files, clothes, food, you get the idea. Instead of having the proper storage for these items.

She's a tub queen.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.

“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”

by Capndanpan December 31, 2020