Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Twinkies

My favourite snack cake; golden sponge cakes with vanilla cream filling which are said to be able to survive a nuclear holocaust or an apocalypse. They are produced by Hostess in the United States and Vachon Inc. in Canada.

I disappeared faster than Twinkies at a fitness club

by PulverizedOats July 06, 2023

Straight Twinkies

A set of two.

Bro I just got a collateral....straight twinkies

#yosoyeelprimo

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

Twinkie Filler

The act of stuffing a log inside a mans urethra and then sucking it back out and swallowing it.

I love it when Jimmy gives me a good Twinkie Filler ; )

by random username 1243213 June 04, 2018

chocolate twinkie

the opposite of a coconut. coconut being a black person with a white soul; and a chocolate twinkie being the opposite. (a white person with a black soul).

damn that dude is so gangsta he's a chocolate twinkie!

by sammi_2008423 May 07, 2025

Twinkie

A racist term for a Japanese/Chinese/Vietnamese/ Taiwanese/ Korean/Thailand thing

That chink is such a Twinkie

by IH8Twinkies February 08, 2025

Dirty twinkie

When you pull down your pants and show your ass as a joke and your homeboy sticks his dick in your ass

When your uncle shoves a twinkie up his ass then he takes it out off his ass with all the ass juices absorbed in the dirty twinkie and he shoves it in you while he is gagging you with his butt plug

by 0877kkh July 09, 2025