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chocolate turkey

When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.
While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.
by Englebert November 10, 2008
mugGet the chocolate turkeymug.

stuffed turkey

When a girl is getting fucked in the ass and the pussy at the same time.

She is totally stuffed, hence the name.
(guy talking to another guy)
"Let's make this bitch a stuffed turkey"
by alessanrda October 8, 2007
mugGet the stuffed turkeymug.

Turkey Day

A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.

"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"

"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.
by Exodus December 1, 2003
mugGet the Turkey Daymug.

Sex Turkey

One side of the infamous duo, Sex Turkey and The Piss Weasel, scourge of children everywhere. Hated throughout the world for being a couple of total cunt slapping, cock swallowing lunatics, this pair of bastards can usually be found participating in a spot of online donking or frying their bollocks in butter with a bit of marmite.
The Piss Weasel's just fucked up The Sex Turkey
by FlotationDeviceLoverPortugese November 22, 2009
mugGet the Sex Turkeymug.

dirty turkey

Is when you bend over with your pants down and u reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.
Hey man let drive by these ppl and give them a dirty turkey
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by drive by April 16, 2006
mugGet the dirty turkeymug.

turkey fuck

to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with
by ~===== December 9, 2003
mugGet the turkey fuckmug.

Turkey Baby

Bulge in a woman's stomach the week after Thanksgiving.
After poking Jenna in the gut on Black Friday, Nathaniel commented, "That's a nice Turkey Baby!!"
by Jenna-na-na December 26, 2007
mugGet the Turkey Babymug.

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