The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.
by Nex Solo April 06, 2011
The typical teleprompter speech by President Obama that sexually excites Chris Matthews, Keith Obermann,Obama, and other progressive douche bags
Did you hear Obama's latest stroke speech about amnesty?
Yes, Chris Matthews found it stroke worthy but it was just another pack of lies from that bullshit artist.
Yes, Chris Matthews found it stroke worthy but it was just another pack of lies from that bullshit artist.
by Mr Duke July 05, 2010
by nerfherder January 10, 2009
Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.
by W&R INC. December 17, 2019
I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.
by Penis Music May 11, 2018
A man workouts in compression shorts and gets his gooch nice and ranky then, unshaved sits on his partners face thus causing them to pass out for a brief moment.
Last weekend Jennie let me give her a Mississippi heat stroke, I was scared after she didn't wake up for 5 minutes, I think I will do less running next time.
by buttchug25 February 26, 2015
1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers
2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it
2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it
by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021