Spencer

A guy who cums in his own mouth. If you’re the specific Spencer I’m talking about, you know who you are. And you most definitely know the incident in question.
Spencer: Hey, did you know I came in my mouth once?

Me: What the fuck?
by Browut109393 August 14, 2023
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That guy who never gets the joke ever. Especially memes.
Person 1: Ok boomer

Person 2 (The Spencer): What is a boomer? Is it someone who explodes stuff?

Person 1: *Facepalm*
by Yeeterus123 November 23, 2019
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A batty who gets penetrated by his boyfriend in his flat. However they often are easily triggered in their menstral season and can in reaction talk on their friends fathers boyfriends, big ears, big nose and/or rectangle head. However he is in no situation to talk on such states as his mother is a slap head and his dad has no job. However it’s not all bad, he has an immaculate relationship with females, but he can’t pull them as they see him as their close friend
Girls: let’s go shopping spencer, hold my bag
Spencer: okay babes
by Peng Ting locator October 28, 2018
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The gayest man you will every meet more gay then e-giant
Spencer sees a guy
Spencer: i am in love let me f*ck you
by EGiant sucks+ratio May 06, 2022
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Someone with a really good personality but a really really small cock. He is typically clueless in his life and the things around him. He pays attention but also drifts off into space. He has potential but is never very good at a job interview.
Oh, yeah him, he's a spencer.
by Kojil November 21, 2022
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Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
Spencer: Hgh... I love... love... LOVE crime novels...
Iris: i will beat you to death
by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019
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a guy who will tell you “well i ain’t about to just dip on you” than dose
omg ur ex was such a spencer
by sexy sex smexy November 16, 2020
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