southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer March 22, 2018

Southern Grit Warbler

Some kind of bird that Hunter thinks exists?

Hunter seems oddly obsessed with the imaginary Southern Grit Warbler.

by dustypin November 25, 2021

Southern gay cut

When a white male that lives in the south has a haircut typically called a “mullet”

Hay Jim, why does your son have a southern gay cut?

by Silent_0 July 05, 2022

Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head

S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk

by Youngbuck420 April 27, 2023

Southern monster truck

A heavy set woman giving you road head.

S:Last night I heard Josh got a southern monster truck

W:ew

by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023

calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.

She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!

by GracieMae March 03, 2009

The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 14, 2021