Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 06, 2022
A large, hairy creature from Wakefield Massachusetts. It loves sweeping, Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Bison and it’s favorite song is “Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. It has an uncanny resemblance to Luciano Pavarotti.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy that looks like Luciano Pavarotti!?
Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!
Guy 2: That’s not Pavarotti, that’s a Sniffle Pickle!
by Bobo the Jizz Lord November 15, 2020
by Ja`mie February 04, 2009
buhz-pik'l
noun, plural buzz pickles. Slang.
an artificial erect penis, used as a sexual aid.
Buzz pickle, nee buzzpickle, is a sexual aid formed to replicate the shape and function of an erect, girthy, and potent male phallus. The characteristics that differentiate a buzz pickle from a typical "dildo" would include very powerful vibration.
Female Preference for buzz pickles often include large size, black color, and rechargeability. Male preference often includes characteristics such as the terms "bulbous", reach around friendly, and "threatening".
noun, plural buzz pickles. Slang.
an artificial erect penis, used as a sexual aid.
Buzz pickle, nee buzzpickle, is a sexual aid formed to replicate the shape and function of an erect, girthy, and potent male phallus. The characteristics that differentiate a buzz pickle from a typical "dildo" would include very powerful vibration.
Female Preference for buzz pickles often include large size, black color, and rechargeability. Male preference often includes characteristics such as the terms "bulbous", reach around friendly, and "threatening".
by JohJohnsderRicky April 06, 2017
When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.
Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.
Mom: You got a hanging pickle.
Son: Shit!
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.
Mom: You got a hanging pickle.
Son: Shit!
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
My girlfriend was being difficult, as most women are with deciding what to eat, so I decided to give her 1 USDA organic serving of my pickle pulp onto her RBF when she was looking at menu's on her phone.
by Chief_Pooh_Nanny May 27, 2021