celebrity joint

When someone who is not the groups usual roller rolls a joint for the group

"Matt come here, since you're new to the group we want you to roll up a celebrity joint for the whole group"

by BreRex November 29, 2015

Phoenix Joint

Phoenix Joint :

A joint can be refered to as "Phoenix", when somebody proposes to "Rise it from the ashes", in orther words : to revive the joint and roll another one to smoke it again right after the first one.

*rolling a joint*

A. Man I think this joint could be a Phoenix !

B. Oh yeah ? SHould I roll another one ?

A. Let's give birth to a Phoenix Joint

or

*smoking a joint*

A. Damn this joint kicks in fast.

B. Yeah true, and I think it might be a Pheonix Joint too.

A. Shit you're right, let's roll another one when it ends.

by Oli-Mopy September 26, 2018

Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.

Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!

by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020

Joint

A holy stick of green beauty & a folded piece of card, wrapped in a thin layer of paper. Pinched & twisted at the end. Using a lighter to ignite the tip of the joint, place it between your soft, watering lips. When you first inhale, you don't expect much. But the moment that smoke travels down your throat to your lungs, you can't get enough. Hold the smoke for several seconds then release that gorgeous cloud. Repetitively do this, until you are left with the resin. A collection of saliva, burnt flakes & larger chunks of the chop. The resin can either be removed and used in a glass device such as a bong/pipe or you can carry on inhaling the resin. However, it has a sour/stingy taste to it. Not too pleasant. But worth the high.

1 Sentence Summary for "Joint": A roll of chopped marijuana in thin paper, ignited at the tip and then used like a straw to get high.

Example 1:

Man 1: Hey man, you got a bong to smoke this.
Man 2: Nah dude, I never smoke from bongs. They're unclean & share so many germs. Possible to contain HIV.
Man 1: So what we gonna smoke this with then
Man 2: Joints of course! It personally gets me higher. And so easy to use. And simple to hide
Man 1: Alright, well blaze it up man

Example 2:
Johnny smashed his bong, lent his pipe to a friend, had no tobacco for a blunt, ran out of brownie mix, had no money for other edibles & didn't charge his vape the night before. So he was left with his favourite way of taking in weed... JOINTS!! WHOOP WHOOP!

by L U C I D May 28, 2018

Joint Rolling Machine

a machine for lazy stoners to roll up for you, or if you can't roll

Cam : How do i roll up?
Iza: Don't worry g, chuck it in my Joint Rolling Machine

by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022

Joint pain

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.

"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"

by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023

Marijuana Joint

The term that somebody calls a “joint” when they don’t know that you don’t have to specify what is in the joint to get the point across.

Look, that guy is smoking a marijuana joint!

by ElChickenBoi March 15, 2023