February 5th

ask out the most recent on your snap (girl/boy) and THEY CANT SAY NO

Boy: Hey will you go out with me?
Crush: ew no why would I wanna go out with you?
Boy: Because it’s February 5th you cant say no!

by February 5th February 05, 2022

5th of January

in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries

presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.

by sensitized#6069 January 05, 2022

April 5th

national send arch pics to your bf day

boyfriend: hey its april 5th, can i get those pics now??

girlfriend: yea sure, here. *sends 4 attachments*

by smallboyballs April 05, 2023

April 5th

A national holiday for the best person in this entire world.

Destiny: what did you do for April 5th?
Rylee:sucked dick

by Ryka0904 January 12, 2023

April 5th

National send arch pics day. Once requested it cannot be denied.

Yo dude it’s April 5th! Go ask Nat for some arch pics u know she got the phatty

by FuckYouItsBigD April 05, 2024

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

April 5th

National send your husband/bf an arch pic for the special day

Bae it’s April 5th arch pic day you know what Time it is.

by Jfhhdhdhchchxh April 06, 2024