(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best
how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room
sounds like a real Jonny Shine
by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020
Get the jonny shinemug. Shines: Indulging in sexual activity with a very attractive partner of the opposite race
Synonyms: Play, hooked up, fucked him/her, scored with him/her.
Synonyms: Play, hooked up, fucked him/her, scored with him/her.
Meg: Bro did u see Brian last night!
Stewie: No what did he do?
Meg: He totally got some shines last night.
Stewie: Who with?
Meg: Lois.
Stewie: No what did he do?
Meg: He totally got some shines last night.
Stewie: Who with?
Meg: Lois.
by Johnb_27 May 28, 2022
Get the Shinesmug. The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
Get the Where the sun doesn’t shinemug. A normal word normally used to wake kids up.
NOW EFFING KYLIE JENNER HAS EFFING COPYRIGHTED IT SO IF YOU SAY IT SHE CAN EFFIN SUE YOU SHE HAS CAMERAS IN YOUR EFFING HOUSE TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT SAY IT OR SHE WILL EFFING SUE YOU FOR EFFIN MILLIONS COS SHE THINKS SHES COOL BECAUSE OF HER PLASTIC ARSE AND ALL THAT CODSWALLOP.WHATEVER YOU DO DONT STAND IN A MIRROR AND SAY RISE AND SHINE OR SHE WILL APPEAR!!
NOW EFFING KYLIE JENNER HAS EFFING COPYRIGHTED IT SO IF YOU SAY IT SHE CAN EFFIN SUE YOU SHE HAS CAMERAS IN YOUR EFFING HOUSE TO MAKE SURE YOU DONT SAY IT OR SHE WILL EFFING SUE YOU FOR EFFIN MILLIONS COS SHE THINKS SHES COOL BECAUSE OF HER PLASTIC ARSE AND ALL THAT CODSWALLOP.WHATEVER YOU DO DONT STAND IN A MIRROR AND SAY RISE AND SHINE OR SHE WILL APPEAR!!
by BUMHOLIO12123 May 10, 2020
Get the Rise and shinemug. A dank F R E S H boi who got all the memes. Ur boi shinee can be seen playing cs:go and wrecking all dem nubs. Gets all the girls with his billion dollar supply pf robux inside the popular game roblox. His mom is Britney spears and can not be beaten at anything. He has the dankest jordans and yeezees and you do not compare to him in anyway
(especially at being F R E S H)
(especially at being F R E S H)
"Damm boi, ur to F R E SH with dem new yeezees" "No you can never be to F R E S H zesty midget"
( it means ur F R E S H boi Shinee is to F R E S H for u) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
( it means ur F R E S H boi Shinee is to F R E S H for u) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
by UR BOI SHINEE TO F R E S H November 27, 2017
Get the ur F R E S H boi Shineemug. by Ho Sniper March 21, 2018
Get the Shined upmug. by #wusmod May 29, 2018
Get the dun shinemug.