Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

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Oop

When something is an oof but it's not as bad as an oof. More often than not it's used in a text message.

Young kid: I lost my glasses.
You: oop

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

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Oop

A shortened form of "and I oop" popular a vsco girl term which, when misused, gets mildly aggravating and very insensitive.

Person 1: "My cat died and I have a headache from crying so much... :("
Person 2: "Oop-"
Person 1: "..."

by IWriteHonestDefinitions February 19, 2021

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what you say when someone accidentally sticks it in the ass instead of the vagina

Alex said, "oops," when it accidentally went in sammy's ass.

by Smallville birth right May 21, 2017

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And i oop

VSCO GURL

AnD i OoP SksKskKSKSKKSKSkks SavE The MoTher FRIckIng TurTles. SKSKskKSKIsKSKS

by Im a savege April 18, 2020

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oop-

slang for "i am so miserable, end my life please"
mostly used by trannies on discord and gay anime weebs

retard 1: hiya hinata
retard 2: hi 😫
retard 3: *appears and happens to be named sugawara koushi*
retard 2: SUGA!?
retard 3: oop-

(based on a true story in youtube comments)

by 3ldritchlikesdickandhatesgays December 24, 2021

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