When you take a skank home from the bar, and stick the largest hot dog you can find in her ass, then fill her vagina with ketchup, mustard, and relish… Voilá!!! You’ve given her the fat Thompson!!!
Yeah, I took this chick home from the bar, and gave her a FAT THOMPSON! Good thing I had some condiments!
by Beach Bum Bob February 24, 2024
by FatBallzHangin April 17, 2023
I could not find the projects folder because Bob fat moused it into the folder above it. All day he is fat mousing.
by Kay Starry October 11, 2013
a person too big to fit through a door and makes the floor colappse and makes a 69.6969 magnitude earthquake happen when they jump
me: casually gaming
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
me: mom, couldn't you NOT break the door
Mom: sorry darling im extremely fat... and you know that.
floor casually collapses.
Me: *can i go to heaven now?*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
me: mom, couldn't you NOT break the door
Mom: sorry darling im extremely fat... and you know that.
floor casually collapses.
Me: *can i go to heaven now?*
by Definetly not a person October 30, 2023
by ethan the g July 18, 2024
A fat woman with defined chin rolls that extend over her broad shoulders. Typically in an on-and-off relationship with a fat fucking son.
by YuhYuh2 September 07, 2022