When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
Get the Time Retardation mug.Cabin time (noun):
A shared state of mind and altered perception of time that often arises in groups staying at a cabin, free from obligations, expectations, or urgency. In this state, no one feels the need to be anywhere else or accomplish anything. The atmosphere is calm and unhurried; people are often silent, speaking only when something genuine or meaningful naturally surfaces. This collective stillness creates space for individual reflection and a relaxed group presence, where truths can spontaneously emerge and everyone coexists with quiet ease.
Cabin time: it’s the state of mind and type of perception of time, that comes when staying at a cabin: Where no-one feels like there is somewhere they need to go, and there is nothing that needs to be done or said. The vibe is calm, people are silent most of the time, and people might just say something that is true out of the blue. This type of state and collective vibe allow truths to bubble up spontaniosly as everyone is deeply relaxed and present with their own thoughts while co-existing.
A shared state of mind and altered perception of time that often arises in groups staying at a cabin, free from obligations, expectations, or urgency. In this state, no one feels the need to be anywhere else or accomplish anything. The atmosphere is calm and unhurried; people are often silent, speaking only when something genuine or meaningful naturally surfaces. This collective stillness creates space for individual reflection and a relaxed group presence, where truths can spontaneously emerge and everyone coexists with quiet ease.
Cabin time: it’s the state of mind and type of perception of time, that comes when staying at a cabin: Where no-one feels like there is somewhere they need to go, and there is nothing that needs to be done or said. The vibe is calm, people are silent most of the time, and people might just say something that is true out of the blue. This type of state and collective vibe allow truths to bubble up spontaniosly as everyone is deeply relaxed and present with their own thoughts while co-existing.
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Get the Cabin time mug.On the island of Saba in the Caribbean people will list an event to start at 11:15 but if you are familiar with Saban time you know it doesn't start until 1:30
Non saban: hey I thought you said the party started at 5
Saban: nah dude on Saba it's different
Non saban: ah , yeah Saban time
Saban: nah dude on Saba it's different
Non saban: ah , yeah Saban time
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