cum pets

Children.

These kids are cum pets!

by Ice Hooker July 30, 2022

Cum

The pasty white sauce that pairs perfectly with a sausage, something that your mother likes to eat

The cum had cum so he cummed in her because cum.

by MeropeSpica June 9, 2022

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit

I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises

by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017

cum

white sticky stuff

where’s george? oh he’s cumming in his girls mouth

by neymar daddy December 31, 2022

Reverse cumming

When the sheer determination of avoiding child support makes your testicles absorb the cum back out of her fucking vagina through your urethra like a straw

NOOOO!!! THIS IS MY FIFTH CHILD! Reverse cumming powers, ACTIVATE!

by TestTickles69 January 11, 2024

Cum overload

When you have to much cum that is fills your dick entirely with seamen more than the water in Africa

cum overload inbound

by The wisdom man January 30, 2020