Whan you mix marriages with your best friends and have sex with there partners. and you have done it so many times you can't count.
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by Stever now August 18, 2016
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It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017
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This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.
This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.
Epic friends
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"
Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"
Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"
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Elmaz: I love hunter sooooooo much omg perfection I’m going to take arianas bff hunter away from her cause I am a toxic friend
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ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
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person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
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ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.
person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.
person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back
person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion
person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California
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