Two homosexuals having anal sex in public & during the day in the parking lot of the local jewel-osco grocery store.
While in town for the Gay Pride Parade, Eric witnessed two men getting jewel-osco-ed and took video footage on his iPhone.
by spiec July 8, 2009
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The safe answer is always “No”.
The safe answer is always “No”.
Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”
Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
by MobyDick211 August 24, 2018
Get the should i get bangs mug.An australian expression which really doesn't mean anything much at all. Often said whilst being drunk and yelled at high volume at the footy.
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A: Stone the flaming crows mate, essendon are losing this game
Drunk Aussie Yobbo B: yeah this is fucked
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A (Yelled out in the crowd): Come on bombers, GET A DOG UP YA!!
Drunk Aussie Yobbo B: yeah this is fucked
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A (Yelled out in the crowd): Come on bombers, GET A DOG UP YA!!
by mark33345 December 12, 2006
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Using plastic knives and metal spoons, one may forcefully attempt the "get out of my kitchen" move. However, peaceful approaches are recommended.
Using plastic knives and metal spoons, one may forcefully attempt the "get out of my kitchen" move. However, peaceful approaches are recommended.
Me: Bitch get out of my kitchen before I pull the plastic knife on you!
You: OMG! It is my duty to leave!
You: OMG! It is my duty to leave!
by kitchenman December 4, 2009
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DeMarcus: Look it's Myles he's skipping again
TJ: That boy Myles always cuts class for some ass, i bet he's goin to "see" Mrs.Rain
DeMarcus: You mean the hot MILF Mrs. Ra-- Oh shit he's comin our way
TJ: YEAAAAHH that one...... MY NIGGA *proceeds to dap Myles up*
DeMarcus: Look it's Myles he's skipping again
TJ: That boy Myles always cuts class for some ass, i bet he's goin to "see" Mrs.Rain
DeMarcus: You mean the hot MILF Mrs. Ra-- Oh shit he's comin our way
TJ: YEAAAAHH that one...... MY NIGGA *proceeds to dap Myles up*
by Bagsツ July 20, 2019
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by ChampionG December 22, 2016
Get the Time for you to get a watch! mug.You seriously searched this? Eh. Whatever. First, i suggest going on a dating app such as amino, if your a teen. Complement them then ask to hang out or something...Ask if she has a crush, then say i do. Say its her... TwT ok ok, you don't have to do that, just become good friends then do something like that. Some things you can text her:
What games do u like?
@///@
Your cute
Cutie!
Hug?
Do you love me? As a friend (for now)
Thats all i have rn. Bye bye!
What games do u like?
@///@
Your cute
Cutie!
Hug?
Do you love me? As a friend (for now)
Thats all i have rn. Bye bye!
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