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national get your girl a gift day

hey gentlemen get that sexy mama of yours and get her the gift of a lifetime. check vsco, pinterest, instagram, everything! no cringe though. good luck!
hey bro did you get a gift for anne yet?
“for what”
national get your girl a gift day”
by WackyWollie April 23, 2019
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National kiss your guy best friend

23. August is national kiss your guy best friend
Hey it’s national kiss your guy best friend day

Oh really, then i have to kiss him i guess
by havefunguys0333 August 13, 2019
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National slap ass day pt 2

Slap ass day ot 2 is wen you can slap anyone's ass (boy or girl)
Only for this day tho
John:come here
*Slaps his gf ass*
Kate:y did u do that
John: do u know what today is

Kate:no
John:its national slap ass day part 2

National slap ass day pt 2 is a second day out of the year when u can slap anyone's ass for a day
by I jusy make em November 9, 2020
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National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day

Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?

Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)
by Rapsman420 March 3, 2020
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August 8 National Mary’s bestie day

Aug 8The day in which you celebrate your rat of a bestie that you have on this day in 2020 will have known her for 1095 days (add 365 each year) this day marks the day the past bratty children that hated eachother without ever talking started their friend ship on this day the tradition is to annoy friend and give her a special surprise this day was made in celebration of kyndall because her one and only butt hurt all the time bestie was bored in quarantine in 2020 is a meer child better than friend in every way and so she must be celebrated
It is time to celebrate Mary’s bestie as it is August 8 National Mary’s Bestie Day
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National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it
Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!
Boy:oh...Thank you...*crys*
Girl:let it all out it’s going to be alright keep your head up!
by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020
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October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!
I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day
by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
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