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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
by LostOnTheLine August 20, 2016
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National give your friend Hayden head

April 27th is national give your friend Hayden head. Because they get a free pass on the 27th
National give your friend Hayden head means that on April 27th you have to give every one named Hayden free head
by Your lemon April 9, 2021
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October 4th National Bro Friend Day

October 4th is National Bro Friend Day! If your sus with the homies this is the perfect day for you! Make sure to post ur homies. And don’t forget to be as sus as possible.
Happy October 4th National Bro Friend day!
by Alex Trugel October 3, 2021
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May 6th is National See your Bfs Cock Day! Let’s see it fr ✅
It’s National See your Bfs Cock Day, you didn’t know? 🤔
by HotCougar May 5, 2022
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National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it
Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!
Boy:oh...Thank you...*crys*
Girl:let it all out it’s going to be alright keep your head up!
by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020
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August 8 National Mary’s bestie day

Aug 8The day in which you celebrate your rat of a bestie that you have on this day in 2020 will have known her for 1095 days (add 365 each year) this day marks the day the past bratty children that hated eachother without ever talking started their friend ship on this day the tradition is to annoy friend and give her a special surprise this day was made in celebration of kyndall because her one and only butt hurt all the time bestie was bored in quarantine in 2020 is a meer child better than friend in every way and so she must be celebrated
It is time to celebrate Mary’s bestie as it is August 8 National Mary’s Bestie Day
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