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homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless
Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
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mom

someone who will beat your ass if you scream fortnight kid 42 times at 3 am in the morning and you will find yourself in a strange place when you wake up called an orphanage.
FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT-
a strange figure appears called your mom
"sound of getting beatin by mom"
by fortnightkid10044 November 28, 2021
mugGet the mommug.

Ur mom

ur mom is a perfect response to every insult
ur so annoying

ur mom
by Luna3179 November 14, 2019
mugGet the Ur mommug.

Ur mom

Ur mom
Ur mom
by Ur big mommy November 8, 2022
mugGet the Ur mommug.

your mom

me: hey, can i go over to your house.
friend: why???
me: to bang your mom
by anonymous October 13, 2021
mugGet the your mommug.

ur mom gay

Some Kid 1: ur autistic
Some Kid 2: ur mom gay
Some Kid 1: *dies*
by Sybillity January 30, 2020
mugGet the ur mom gaymug.

mom-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their mom as your mom
This is Jen my mom-in-loading!
by Carterreese April 20, 2018
mugGet the mom-in-loadingmug.

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