Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack

Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading

by Burntsox August 7, 2022

Double Dutch

One standard quarter ounce (7 grams) of Cannabis rolled into a blunt.

“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up’

by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017

Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

Double-Dipping

When you nut inside a girl, pull out, and then nut inside of her again.

"I heard that Anakin was double-dipping inside of his girlfriend last night"

by Ya_boiiii January 28, 2019

Double Watson

When two male family members have a sexual threesome with a woman. Named for Sherlock Holmes Fanfic, where the Watson brothers ship with Holmes.

"I heard that Sam and Ed Davidson hooked up with Sammy at a party. "
"A Double Watson, or separately?"

by SamSpade1331 March 31, 2022

Double cocked

To get drunk and to get laid.

I am going to get double cocked tonight Mel!

by Pootsicatsa August 15, 2017

double grumpy

To take an extra large voluptuous extremely painful and sometimes explosive poop in your pants

That taco johns went right through me, I gotta go to a double grumpy.

by mogerbitch2 January 12, 2020