Thistle Party

A party composed of thistle buddies having a thistling good time getting all funk-i-thistled.

Hey John, wanna come to my thistle party tonight? It's gonna be a thistle time.

by Thistle party August 30, 2014

Porcelain Pool Party

A sexual act in which the male party has sex with his partner doggy style whilst he/she is puking into the toilet after a hard night of drinking.

My wife’s sister was sick from drinking all those Irish car bombs at my niece’s bahmitzvah so I decided to throw her a porcelain pool party.

by Rhett LaForte March 1, 2024

Pity party

When someone hangs out with you because they feel bad for you. But it's pitiful because they will talk behind your back or are the reason that people feel bad for said person. No notice of planning, pity parties happen when said person may happen upon something that they are seeing experienced. They are included out of pity.

Hmmm
Should I subject myself and dignity to this pity party?

Oh look who's here

by Itswhatiwant December 26, 2017

Beer Party

A cliche high school party in which the jocks spike the punch. There are lots of hot babes who attend said party.

Person 1: Damn it dude, I can’t believe those fucking jocks didn’t invite me to their beer party.

Person 2: That’s ok dude, I heard that the jocks spiked the punch and a bunch of people fucking died.

by Epic Highschooler September 3, 2019

texty party

A social gathering in which people just sit and text more than anything. (Like SEXY party)

"Everyone was on the couch texting instead of dancing...It was a texty party"

by The-Vert-icle May 23, 2009

mexican party melt

Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.

We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!

by Quentindes May 1, 2015

Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate

I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.

by Hithere! August 7, 2015