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shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
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Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.
"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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buck back

Wanting to Buck back; is wanting to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite sex.
"Saying I'm going to go Buck back something"; Means your frustration has finally gotten the best of you and your going out and will hit about anything.
Buck back Season; Basically no standards apply. Your hunting now and do not care if your being hunted or not either.
"Saying I'm going to go Buck back something"; Means your frustration has finally gotten the best of you and your going out and will hit about anything.
Buck back Season; Basically no standards apply. Your hunting now and do not care if your being hunted or not either.
by Matthew Dean Smith January 28, 2023
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Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020
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It's all back fat

Unnecessary; superfluous

Used to say that something is "too much" or "over the top."
John: Have you seen the decorations that Carrie put up for the party? There's a lot.
Ben: Yeah, it's all back fat.
by PapaSnowMan September 19, 2019
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Mac Back

Absolutely destroy a large meal much faster than it reasonably should be eaten
I’m going to Mac back that Chinese take out!
by Enraged Ape December 6, 2020
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