tj cheese

the best bloke in the world big cock and gets all the birds

that bloke is a tj cheese

by bigballsbarry August 16, 2021

cheese lid

A layer of cheese so thick that it renders the goods underneath indistinguishable.

Margy: "Ah, dang. I left the quiche in the oven too long and burnt the top. Now it's garbage."
Tony: "Don't trash it. Just throw a cheese lid on it and nobody will even know."

by sun dog March 2, 2020

Cheese Sneeze

A sexual act where a participant wets their feet and scrapes the cheese off their feet and smears it upon the other partners face

"Man I gave her a Cheese Sneeze yesterday"
"Dude wtf"

by Wyvern45 November 19, 2022

Cheese Man

A fucking hypocrite

Man, BMTS is so corrupted because its owner is a Cheese Man

by Some Random Bird Thing October 21, 2020

pushing cheese

Acting confident and know that your up, act with swag and coolness.

Hey guys, I'm pushing cheese today and y'all not

by Sadjhj April 10, 2024

Cheese

Why the fuck are you looking up cheese

This guy doesn’t know what cheese is

by Tyler the big August 17, 2019

cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

by magarina December 5, 2019