Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 03, 2015

Mac N Cheese deluxe

When a dirty scrod but bitch asks you if want some head while she's got a mouth full of mac n cheese. A new meaning to the phrase extra cheesy. Typical preformed with Kraft or Velveeta.

This one nasty bitch shaelynn asked if I wanted a mac n cheese deluxe, I almost puked.

Austin was asked if he wanted a mac n cheese deluxe after school, so he ran to the store and bought 3 boxes of Kraft for the occasion.

by King_shields February 07, 2018

friendly cheese tax

when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)

the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!

by Fartmale817 July 30, 2023

Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the Word "Cap" but adding a little bit of spice.

When someone says a straight out lie that makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could pass for your mama's home made goodness.

Friend 1: Girl, I got a date with Jack Harlow tonight!!
Friend 2: That's Capparoni and Cheese my guy, ain'y no way you got a date with him.
Friend 1: I know I just wanted to see your reaction.

by Capparoni And Cheese May 26, 2023

Grating the cheese

The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out

Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow June 26, 2024

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 02, 2010

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023