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National ask out your love interest day

On August 1st you have to ask out your love interest.
Someones friend : “it’s national ask out your love interest day”
Someone : ”ok”
*later*
Someone : “will you go out with me”
Someones love interest : “yes!!”
by Hijello August 1, 2022
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National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day

For example: Prince Harry told Meghan Markle he had a crush on her on National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day which is 4/17
Hey Taylor your my crush and I said that because it's National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day.
by Matt_SVG May 31, 2018
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National Post Your Girl Best Friend day

Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!
john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?

john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?

john: its national post your girl best friend day!
by smart1.com January 8, 2021
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November 17 National Africa by Toto day

guy: “it’s my birthday today”

guy 2: “man that sucks, it’s November 17 National Africa by Toto day”
by monkeybuttcheeks November 16, 2019
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On December 13 you get to hit your brother for free without getting in trouble or getting beat tf up.
You: Hi Brother
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me it’s national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok

(On National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤭 you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. 😈)
by PlayBoi?? December 10, 2021
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National Emo Day for Women

May 17th. A day when most women either refuse to talk to men or decide to be nasty or somewhat rude to most guys.
Hey honey!-guy
Get the heck away from me.-woman
Must be National Emo Day for Women....-guy
by mjacs123 May 17, 2010
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National Bite People Who Annoy You Day

National Bite People Who Annoy You Day
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram

August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
by LostOnTheLine August 20, 2016
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