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I love a cat her name is man
by hi I am camille November 22, 2024
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Brown cat

Brown cat is a sex act where a male has anal sex with a female and she pushes out the feces from her rectum while the man is having anal intercourse with her.
Then the man proceeds to scoop the fecal matter in his hand and smears it on the womans back. She then becomes the brown cat.
Him: Do you wanna do the brown cat with me?

Her: Yeah.
by _123345_ July 26, 2021
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cat

a cute furry fluffy animal often found within a household
wow that cat is so fat i could squeeze it to death
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
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captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
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Cat

A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.
Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
by I'mnotUrbanoraDictionary July 19, 2023
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Cat girl

My sister just tried to strangle me when I called I said she was a cat girl
by Mommy_milk3rs May 4, 2021
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