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Deez nuts

“Hey, what are you eating there?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
by JackSkid March 18, 2023
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The nut blossom

Like Reaper from Overwatch, you spin in a circle releasing bullets to kill your foes, but instead of bullets, it's sperm and you spin a circle "nutting" everywhere.
"Oh baby get ready for my The nut blossom!"
by Satanic man August 26, 2017
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Upper-nut day

Upper-nut day is on April 11. People have an opportunity to uppercut, someone’s nuts
Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day
by Hftdvbifd May 25, 2018
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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 10, 2013
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Deez Nuts

Ha! Gadeem!
Guy 1: I got a package today.

Guy 2: What was it?
Guy 1: Deez Nuts!
by FireFlame Official March 30, 2019
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num nut

whoah vicky is a num nut!
by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 26, 2018
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nut

i squirted nut/nutted on my 19,338 years old grandma who is still alive
by niggerger October 7, 2023
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