In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot mug.by Bill Smells October 13, 2014
Get the boot salute mug.Boot Kafuffle is a game which involves 2 players, a trampoline and a ball.
The rules are simple. One player must bounce on the trampoline whilst the other player stands outside the trampoline. Each player must take it in turn to thrown the ball at the other player who must try and catch it. If the player drops the ball or the ball lands outside the trampoline area then a point is awarded to the player who threw the ball. The player who is outside the trampoline must ensure that they throw the ball inside the trampoline area or the opponent receives a point.
Variations -
Rodeo Boot Kafuffle.
In this version, each player must throw the ball at their opponent immediately and without hesitation (i.e. non-stop). Any hesitation will involve the opponent receiving a point.
The rules are simple. One player must bounce on the trampoline whilst the other player stands outside the trampoline. Each player must take it in turn to thrown the ball at the other player who must try and catch it. If the player drops the ball or the ball lands outside the trampoline area then a point is awarded to the player who threw the ball. The player who is outside the trampoline must ensure that they throw the ball inside the trampoline area or the opponent receives a point.
Variations -
Rodeo Boot Kafuffle.
In this version, each player must throw the ball at their opponent immediately and without hesitation (i.e. non-stop). Any hesitation will involve the opponent receiving a point.
Do you want to play Boot Kafuffle?
Yes sure - who wants to be in the trampoline?
I do.
Lets go then.
Yes sure - who wants to be in the trampoline?
I do.
Lets go then.
by thedarkoner May 19, 2014
Get the Boot Kafuffle mug.marine corps term used to describe a recent boot camp graduate. You can tell by their high and tight haircut, yelling out cadences when running/walking, often works out with a camelback, and posts obnoxious stuff on how "motivated" and "dedicated" they are on social media. Will also brag about how they love to serve their country to their civilian friends and cry at the sight of a bald eagle.
Jon: "God damn fucking field day again"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"
Jon:"fucking boot"
Boot fuck: "Oorah, kill kill, fucking motivated and dedicated"
Jon:"fucking boot"
by Knight_slayer April 29, 2015
Get the Boot mug.When one takes his/her fork and scrapes food off of it only using the bottom teeth as if scraping excriment off the bottom of your boot on a curb.
by The one and only Biggs December 10, 2015
Get the boot grinder mug.The act of someone (usally female) being so cold that it looks as if your boobs have grown a pair of bullets on them
by Gay Hipster December 30, 2015
Get the booby bullets mug.Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.
Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.
Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.
by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016
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