woman #1: what am i gonna do? im pregnant and my boyfriend left me as soon as he found out.
woman #2 : its ok, woman up, fuck him. he don't wanna help you raise your child, you can do it on your own, woman up
woman #2 : its ok, woman up, fuck him. he don't wanna help you raise your child, you can do it on your own, woman up
by Jazzmie January 19, 2008

acting like you are under the influence of cocaine, whether you are or not.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.
Dude, Jamie is so coked up on caffeine right now. Don't even try talking to her right now.
I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.
I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.
by Kricketpalooza November 28, 2007

by steve k... July 20, 2008

by Shad June 20, 2004

Step one: Check if your balls are still attached.
Step two: They are? Good.
Step three: Check again. Odds are you're drunk.
Step four: Still there? Awesome. Then just Do It.
Step two: They are? Good.
Step three: Check again. Odds are you're drunk.
Step four: Still there? Awesome. Then just Do It.
"I dunno, that guy's pretty huge, I think he might even have a hundred pounds on me. Are you sure I can take him?"
"Of course, man. Now, what the hell are you waiting for? Man up, and take that fat bastard Bubba down!"
"Of course, man. Now, what the hell are you waiting for? Man up, and take that fat bastard Bubba down!"
by Dropkick December 28, 2005

Dude: Shit, did you see how many definitions on Jackalope there are in UrbanDick?
Dudette: Yeah, shitloads. It's uber Dicked-Up.
Dudette: Yeah, shitloads. It's uber Dicked-Up.
by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009

by 🧚♀️✨ Alyssa ✨🧚♀️ March 10, 2021
