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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in during the month of November. It entails the participant to not ejaculate or have sex.
Johnny: yo did you fail No Nut November yet?

Chad: yeah bro I busted last week
by phub69 November 20, 2021
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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021
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Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.
"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso
by Mevri October 10, 2018
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cherrie nuts

testicles ejaculate so much semen that they turn bright red
I got CHERRIE NUTSS!!!!!.
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Bren-nut

Bren-nut is the ejaculate that comes from a boy named Brennan. Bren-nut is also a common nickname. Bren-nut's name meaning represents adolf hitler's kid.
hi bren-nut, you gonna kill the jews?
by Doomin May 1, 2024
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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts is a joke made about someone's testis. It has many variations and can be said in many ways, however the best effect is created when paired with words ending with letter "D".
Do you know SawCon. SawCon deez nuts!
by Mjan October 31, 2022
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