man-tail

When your a tail sticks out of your naked booty hole and lights up the Earth so much it attracts all the girls with a love potion right towards your "sexy" body

"Yo that man-tail's lookin' fine, homie!"
"Yup, it is, and I need to do even more work on it."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

by Death Menace February 17, 2023

Nibbly Man

When a workman/builder or decorator looks really yummy and you are feeling a bit peckish but don’t have time for a bite because you have to get to Biology so you put a sign on his back saying ‘no nibbling’ but someone eats him anyway 😭

“Look! The nibbly man!”
“Oooooh! Looks way too yummy, take a nibble but don’t make it obvious!”

by HelpI’velostmypoocurlers February 28, 2020

Man Mocha

The manliest of mocha coffees. It is a strong and manly caffeinated drink, originating in the Puerto Vallarta area.

Definite not to be confused with the mocha man.

Rebecca wasn't ready for how strong the man mocha was. But she sure was glad the mocha man was there.

by DrunkenDuncan November 21, 2018

man meal

(noun) a very large feast cooked and eaten in large portions by men; often times at irregular times during the day.

"Hey do you want to go get some dinner?"
"No thanks, I had a man meal at about 3 today, I'm not gonna be hungry for like a couple days."

by El Sucio February 15, 2010

Donny man

A Donny man is someone who spits in your drink and thinks it’s funny. Also someone that every mom in the world thinks is mentally challenged.

Bro just spat in my drink and is laughin at it. He’s such a Donny man ong

by Febix June 20, 2023

My Man

a word so powerful it can turn obama into obamna. usually used in a sense of saying wassup up or, "less goo" - dababy
im being so serious rn, my friend chan said it infront of my friend cera, and cera made out with him for 90 hours straight.
O.o

adam wins the 19 dollar fortnite card : YES! I DID IT. IM THE MONGEY MAN
sleepy: my mans my mans. you did it. you saved the world.
dababy: yea yea, less goo!
the power of my mans just gave kids in africa a house, food, water, entertainment, and money.

by POSSIBLY THE GREATEST MAN ALIV May 21, 2021