Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

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air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.

Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.

by tjmooree July 1, 2019

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cudxy time

the combination of cuddle time and sexy time. when you want to cuddle but also have sex.

I have been feeling lonely, I need some cudxy time asap!

by cudxy July 5, 2019

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Time and place

A specific time and place where some little fag named jarek can get his shit rocked by a big man named Chad. Probably by a large bridge so then chad can throw jarek off and watch him squirm around in the water with his broken arms and legs. Or at a zoo at 1 a.m. so then Chad can throw jarek into a pit of snakes. Or at ionia middle school so then Chad can have his goon caleb neeley beat jarek up at 8 a.m.

Chad: Hey jarek, time and place

Jarek: I'll pass bud

by Nubemaster69 July 7, 2019

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