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Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.
I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.
by Impala_067 February 16, 2021
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Super Smelly Stanky Fart

It’s plain and simple. Right there in the word itself. It’s a fart that is super smelly but also very stanky. We love some loud, super smelly stanky farts. Am I right? *makes farting noise with armpit followed by crowd of elementary schoolers fucking dying laughing*
Mack: Yo, I was giving this girl the pipe last night right? Then all the sudden she sat on my face and annihilated it with a super smelly stanky fart. It reeked of a combination of Taco Bell, Arby’s, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Kenny: Man, I wish I had a girl that would project an incredibly super smelly stanky fart onto my face. She sounds awesome.

*kenny dies of AIDS*
by HomieWithThatXtraChromie February 17, 2023
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fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020
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Unicorn butt fart

by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022
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fart

a descriptive word for something that sucks
"the whole albums fart"
by fartontherun September 23, 2019
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Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.
I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.
by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022
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