Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.

Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me

by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023

Ryan time

Something that someone named Ryan says as he orgasms to impress his girlfriend

Last night Mr. Myrbold said it’s Ryan time to me and it was so hot

by Outchman November 20, 2023

Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024

Persian Time

9 oclock basketball starts at 9:30.

Me: What time we playing basketball tomorrow?
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.

by Shit Life Jimmy September 1, 2024

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

Chrissie Time

In my own time, eventually

Always late, that's Chrissie Time!

by Chrissie Valentine June 19, 2022

time by

The act of going back in time and killing someone before they can commit some form of atrocity. Ideally used for altering pop culture, not history.

Keanu Reeves needs a time by right after Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

by Phil K. November 15, 2005