J O E

The official declaration of war i 69 states and in 420 countries, asking who J O E is ca cause immediate symptoms like death.

Dude 1:Did you know J O E died of ligma?
Dude 2:Actually he teamed up with Deez and Yuri and travelled on a dragon to saw-con, in gargleon

by TheofficialJ O E May 9, 2022

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Get the J O Emug.

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by AFK93 June 18, 2022

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Get the Emug.

Similar to selective hearing, but when a colleague (usually a Manager) only chooses to respond to e-mails which suit their needs.

Typically, this is because they don't know *how* to respond, as a result of being incompetent.
They do this regardless of the impact their lack of reply has on their staff/colleagues.

Ultimately, they will not be held responsible for their lack of response and the blame will fall on the person who was awaiting their response!

Ben: "Corey, did you get my e-mail last Monday?"
Corey: "Yeah, mate."
Ben: "..... Can you let me know how to move forward on that? I need your guidance."
Corey: "Sure! I'll reply to you when I'm at my desk."
Matt: "Corey won't reply to your e-mail. He has selective e-mail, remember?"
Ben: "Shit."

by schofieldthescarecrow October 27, 2014

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Get the selective e-mailmug.

WALL-E mode

When WALL-E mode commences, hide.

Oh shit he’s going WALL-E mode!

- Thomas

I’m gonna go WALL-E mode on you motha fuckas. - WALL-E

She went WALL-E mode all over my balls
- Thomas’ wife’s boyfriend

by WALL-E mode victim July 24, 2022

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