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Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.
blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023
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She'd drain a bag

It's what you say when you see a hot sheila, and is also another way of saying, "I'd fuck her".

Drain a bag = drain ya balls
Two dickheads takin a stroll at the shops and one of em spots a hot sheila.

Dickhead #1: "oi! Shes fuckin hot ay!"

Dickhead#2: "awwwh fuck yeah cunt, she'd drain a bag!"
by Borkie December 19, 2019
mugGet the She'd drain a bagmug.

Brazilian tea bag

It’s when one study’s the art of Brazilian Jui-Jitsu then gains the north-south position(69) and applies their nut cup to someone’s face then applies an immense amount of pressure with their hips.
Damn joe, you tapped me out today with that Brazilian tea bag. I’ll be able to taste your balls for a week.
by CandyNutz May 8, 2023
mugGet the Brazilian tea bagmug.

Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag

Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence
You are a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
That guy is such a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
Fucking Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
by Hedder01 May 22, 2018
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dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.
Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.
by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017
mugGet the dutch duffle bagmug.

Berlin Speed Bag

When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather
Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy
by Berlin baddie June 26, 2023
mugGet the Berlin Speed Bagmug.

speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
by blazereid101 August 13, 2016
mugGet the speed bag ballsmug.

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