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Life

Life is a game of gambling.
by Eg7 December 2, 2019
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Life

life is a lot like a penis soft, easy and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard
by easy way out June 9, 2018
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What else do you have in your life?

The only other thing to have is a woman letting you bang her. What else could he theoretically have?
Hym "What else do you have in your life? What else is there to have? Friends? Check. Family? Check. I don't like the effect they have on my life but they're there. Money? When I actually get paid for the work I do, yes. Accomplishments? I'm objectively one of the greatest writers in history of humanity. So, yes again. Hobbies? Yup. Genius intellect? Yessir. Magnificent penis? Obviously. Status? Doesn't exist but if it DID I would have more of it than everyone. Disciples? More than Jesus. Energy? The maximum amount of that. The real thick kind. It's pungent. The only things I DON'T have are women and Adderall and I only don't have them because YOU don't take instructions very well! I don't know if that's some kind of deformity or a malformed lobe or what but- Oh! An unyielding, ceaseless hatred for everything. I have that too! No 6 pack though... But that's fine... And you all definitely can be full of yourselves. I mean, a lot of you seem to think you have 'the right values' and that promotion of these values is commensurate with virtue and that your ability to promulgate these values and the money people through at you is evidentiary of some sort of cosmic deservedness and that you have some sort of responsibility to prevent people from promoting 'the wrong values' and in doing so you are controlling the minds of your viewers. That's your role in society to you. Controlling the people who watch your content by feeding them 'Good, healthy, positive thoughts.' "
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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life for lifer

A Boy Scout who slacked off too much and never reached Eagle Scout
Person 1: Are you an Eagle Scout?
Person 2: No, I never made it past life, i'm a life for lifer
by No Ankles April 20, 2019
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Life

by FouthNose June 10, 2022
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the meaning of life

It's very hard to say( this is very confidential), the meaning of life is BEANS, VERY THICCCC BEAN( like your MOM) haha lol my mom joke is so funny !!1!1!
by ExpressVPN January 14, 2022
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The Meaning Of Life

The meaning of life is death. Think about it. You're born, you do some stuff in the middle, then you die. Let's face it. Life is essentially meaningless. There is very little chance that anything you say or do will affect anyone long-term.
by Scary Hooman November 27, 2021
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