Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Cat

A small furry ball with whiskers and a tail they have cute eyes. They have a nice cute side and a sassy side.Cats are beautiful animals and there my favorite animal!

I love cats there are great,beautiful or awesome 😎

by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019

Kitty Cat With Glasses

a cat with SUPER COOL glasses

OMG it is the kitty cat with glasses

by kajerbfjchvdjfhvjgsfdhgjhsfdkj May 13, 2022

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

Shawn The Cat

The best cat sock puppet in the world who just went through a divorce and is over his ex. He also has a youtube channel that is Shawn The Cat

"Shawn The Cat is way to good for Finn (his ex husband)"

by iamchimychonga June 13, 2019

Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

A cat

a person who’s taking a long time, playing, procrastinating or just not really interested.

You catting off we were supposed to be gone a while a go.

You a cat I knew you didn’t want to do it.

by Backwoodgee August 9, 2022