November 22

November 22nd,

Thank a Lineman day. They are fat and they move other fat people for touchdowns. Even the lord knows nobody else would do it

"Yo Charlie! Are you a Lineman?"
"Yea man I play o-line."
"Well its November 22nd so thanks for being a big sexy pancaking machine"
"Uh thanks?"

by That one guy who November 13, 2020

November 8th

national kiss your girlfriend day.

Mama: Joe its November 8th go kiss your girlfriend.

Joe: Okay.

by Penisdickcocksucker69 November 7, 2019

nut november

If u masturbate in november.

Hei dude, i mastered NUT NOVEMBER.

by Its Nut november boiiis November 11, 2018

November 4

If you score 3 goals kiss your gf/bf/crush day

Friend : it’s November 4th kiss ur crush day

Crush : fine

by Wazupppp zack November 3, 2021

16 november

The time the coolest people are born

"He's born on 16 november, he must me awesome!"

by swaggy_BD March 12, 2022

November 22

Day where all the bad but he’s are born

Bad bitch:November 22 is the best
Bad bitch 2:why
Bad bitch:cause it’s the dash bad bitches are born

by Sshskdh_lover November 15, 2020

November 4th

November 4th will be "Make Out With Your Worst Enemy Day". Today will be the day you text or call your worst enemy and ask them to come over or meet you somewhere. After they arrive, when you go up to them, kiss them and see how they react.

Girl: "hey, wanna come over? I'm home alone and it's November 4th"
Guy: "um...alright? Address? And what's on November 4th?"
Girl: *gives address* "you'll see"
Guy: *arrives 10 mins later* "so what's up?"
Girl: *starts kissing him*
Guy: "....do it again baby"

by carolina336 February 12, 2021