hose you down

to ejaculate all over a females face.

Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."



Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"

by kylevincejoechris October 23, 2008

rile you up

getting someones panties in a bundle.

"I'm sorry Cynthia, I didnt mean to rile you up."

by Evony123321 June 4, 2009

throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

by Logan9a November 16, 2010

how mad are you?

1) You must be angry.

2) Or You must be crazy. as in insane.

1)phillip: man i lost my brand new phone and i only had it for one day!
me: how mad are you?

2) macbeth: i saw a dagger..then i killed a king.
me: HOW MAD ARE YOU, MACBETH!!

by swolivia March 12, 2008

Make you clap

When two people are having sex the girls booty makes a sound like someone’s clapping

Hey girl I’m trynna make you clap

by eldrippy August 16, 2019

You Fancy Chicken!

For the male version see: You Fancy Man!

1.What your mother calls your girlfriend
2.What your dad calls your female best friends
3.What your friend calls your female teacher when they're fooling around

Indicates whoever uses it is an embarrasing homo.

Ex:

1.
Your Mum:Whoa Tania..Pretty nails..Manicure?
Tania(Ur GF):Um..Yeh (smiles)
Your Mum:ha ha Ooo....You Fancy Chicken!
You:*almost wetting yourself laughing, not*

2.
Ur Dad:So girls doing you hair eh? You Fancy Chickens!
U:......
Ur friend:..Ur dad's a homo...Pass me the straighteners and the...Purple hair dye..I don't like blue much anymore...

3.
Ur Frnd:Hey Mrs Janet Garrison!...Um...Can you tell me what this country is
Mrs Garrison:*slaps you* That's america you son of a bitch!
Ur Frnd:Wowzaz..How did u know that, You Fancy Chicken!.

by FucktardedScarecrow August 5, 2009

I like you

i like you… it’s the most basic way to explain how i’m feeling, because sometimes i don’t think i can even put into words how you make me feel about myself, about you, about life… i like you :)

I like you so much, that even the stars shine a little brighter when they twinkle in your eyes

by youlookpretty January 25, 2022