National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

by gayfigger November 20, 2022

National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day

On May 14th you post an embarrassing/awkward photo of your bestfriend(s) on any social media.

For eg. *insert picture* caption: Happy National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day!

by niamhiglol April 13, 2021

National give your gf your hoodie day

The day a boyfriend gives his girlfriend his hoodie. December 8.
Also a day where you can shoot your shot with your crush.

Max: Heres my hoodie baby, happy national give your gf your hoodie day, love you lots

Emily: aww thanks sweetheart, i love you

by smexybabyyyy December 6, 2020

National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April

Slap your Tallest Friend Day

National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April

by Short4Life April 18, 2022

October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day

Smash your crush day

"I have waited for October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day, for a long time to smash my crush"

by Yessirbootybandit October 17, 2019

National give away your hoodie day(s)

The days September 24 and 25 are national give your hoodie to someone! The 24th, girls give boys their hoodies and the 25 , boys it’s your turn. Give someone you care about your sweater and make them happy :) #Love

I Love #national give away your hoodie day(s). It always makes me so happy

by Bool September 24, 2019

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

by _Hannah_Baker___ May 25, 2018