Jack Attack

Someone called jack who gets roasted by a 12 year old.

The Jack Attack Roast -

"Jack no one got ya back
Your under attack
Your so dumb you might as well be on crack
Go get a life and friends

Good one before you meet your hopefully painful end"

by 403030509021625161 May 11, 2020

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Jack

A fictional person used to represent the act of masturbation. You mainly use this name as a code word to tell someone you are going to masturbate.

"Hey dude, how have you been?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just on my way to visit Jack"
"Oh... I get you. Have fun with him!"

by PoopSexBalls May 13, 2020

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mostly every boy with the name jack will either mess you about, cheat on you, or just fake feelings. Jack thinks he’s hard. He’s not. Some jacks can active very pleasant but the only jack I know which is pleasant, is my dog.

friend: so what about that lad jack? What’s going on with you two?

Me: well you know he never really acts like he cares, he’s always on his phones texting someone and he just always thinks he’s big man.

Friend: oh so nout happened between you two then?

Me: nah nah imma see about tyler now ey...

by no one knows me ey May 17, 2020

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Jack

A big gay faggot that doesnt know when to shut the fuck up. Nobody knows how he has friends some say he buys them. Likes boys

Jack is a gay faggot

by The Absolute Complete Truth May 19, 2020

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The Jack Pine

When you shave all areas of the males genital area completely bald except for the bottom 2 inches of the shaft.

Shannon says " oh my God Becky, you should have seen this guys cock he had the Jack Pine" it was like a babies bottom all over but the base was jack pine. (Jack pine is hair all over)

by some guy thats cooler thanyou May 26, 2020

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