glitchie friend

A person who is causing errors or problems in your life trying to prevent you from doing a task or activity

You know Meghan been talking about Kelly behind her back. She's a glitchie friend.

by TillzThen July 11, 2014

best-friend-gayle

BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."

Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.

This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.

Can also be shortened to BFG.

Mike is my best-friend-gayle. We've known each other a long time.

People think we're together, but we're not. She's my best-friend-gayle.

You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!

by gmcqueen June 20, 2017

a friend

something that doesn't exist.

I have no a friend

by bobster4356 August 27, 2021

Holiday friend

Like a holiday friend but having sex with him/her only in holidays.

I fucked with my holiday friend this summer. We will fuck next holiday

by Pandadick07 November 30, 2019

A Friend In My Maretime

A person you don't know that well but still call your friend.

i talked to a person yesterday, and now he is A Friend In My Maretime

by EenBakPasta November 25, 2023

BBq Friend

Any friend that helps spit roast a woman

Joe is my bbq friend, we like to high five as we spit roast our girlfriends.

by TBlock2 July 08, 2022

friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.

Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!

by Magmagirl360 September 30, 2019